How to Shop for a Sex Toy

Shopping for a sex toy is a lot like choosing a career – you get a plethora of options, tons of new opportunities, and (sometimes) more disappointment than you bargained for. But picking out the perfect pleasure product doesn’t have to be a pain in the you-know-what when you understand how to shop for one.

Today’s global sex toy industry is worth an estimated $26 billion. That’s an average of $150 spent every single day just on orgasms. Those profits then pay for new innovations, which in turn increases the number of choices you and I have. However, that influx also unleashes more possibilities.

You see, new inventions may complicate the buying process, but variety is the spice of life. Trial and error are expensive though, so let’s cut to the chase and find exactly what you’re looking for.

You can’t shop for something if you don’t know what it is. Sometimes called a “marital aid,” a sex toy is officially defined as:

“a device used for the facilitation of human sexual pleasure”

If the definition seems uncomfortably broad to you, that’s because it is. Summary: Your common household items don’t count, but most synthetic products do. The good news is that modern-day sex toys don’t always have to look or feel like real human genitalia to get the job done.

In fact, some of the most popular pleasure products on the market are designed with decency and discretion in mind. The key is to learn how to tell them apart like a pro. So, bring that spirit of discernment because you’ll need it for what’s next.

You do not have to be a sex toy expert to shop like one. Just follow these seven easy steps instead.

STEP ONE: Explore the Different Types

Usually, products such as performance poles, massaging oils, and positioning furniture are purchased alongside the toys described above. Those items are not, however, considered “sex toys” per say.

STEP TWO: Consider Your Desires

STEP THREE: Communicate with Your Partner

STEP FOUR: Look at the Dimensions

Keep in mind that you should start small with new devices and techniques. Also, go slow and respect the initial learning curve.

STEP FIVE: Consider the Features

STEP SIX: Know What to Seek

STEP SEVEN: Know What to Avoid

NOTE: Never buy a sex toy that’s packaged poorly, and avoid devices that are dirty, damaged, or lacking contact information.

It’s important not to miss these 5 crucial details in all the excitement of shopping for your next new sex toy:

1. Your budget must be flexible enough to account for sold-separately items such as feature upgrades, spare parts, replacement pieces, and compatible equipment.
2. Make room for extras like personal lubricant, cleaning supplies, storage containers, and performance enhancement accessories.
3. You may have to spring for a secondary device to enjoy interactive or long-distance fun with your spouse.
4. Keep some spare batteries on deck just in case the ones included run out of power.
5. There’s usually a limited warranty offered by either the merchant or the manufacturer, so be sure to register it within 30 days of your purchase date.

TIP: Consult the manufacturer’s customer service for more specific information on the toys in your cart.

Being the proud owner of an amazing sex toy gives you major bragging rights in the bedroom. So, don’t rush into this purchase without taking the proper precautions. Do your homework and buy with confidence instead.